❶ 求：四个人可以表演的短话剧或者电影片段（能搞笑最好）Thanks！
二天下无贼打劫片段
劫匪一（范伟饰，以下称范）：打…打…打……………
劫匪二（娘娘腔）：劫
范：对，打劫
黎叔（葛优饰）：我最烦你们这些打劫的，一点技术含量都没有
娘娘腔（扁黎叔）：打劫，知道吗？
范：各种卡，快…快…快主动啊。（夺一女乘客钱包）让你不给我
娘娘腔：你这什么东西？
范（对娘娘腔）：大哥，稍……等一会，我要……劫个色。（走向PPMM刘若英）IC、 IP、IQ卡，通通告诉……我密码。
刘德华：报告打劫的，没有IQ卡。
范：怎……么没有？
刘：我有IQ，你没有
范：把你……的给我，我……我不就有了吗？
刘（学范）：给你…你…你…你也用…用不了。
范：把密码给我，我就就就就能用
刘：没有密码。IQ是智商
范：智商是什么东西，拿拿拿来
刘：智商是脑子
娘娘腔：哎呀！真笨，他说你没脑子
范（冲娘娘腔）：你TM才没脑子呢
娘娘腔：哎？不是我说你没脑子，是他说你没脑子
范（冲刘）：你TM咒我没脑子，你
刘：我没有说你没脑子，我说你缺心眼
范（高举斧子）：我让你缺脑袋，你信不信？（见刘手中有纸包）手……手里什么东西？
（声色俱厉）手……手里什么东西？
刘：钱…钱…钱
范（夺）：钱你不拿来
刘：这是我孝敬我爹的
范：我现在就是你爹
……范动作过大，纸包散开……
范（见是冥币，对娘娘腔说）：大……大哥，他……他耍我
刘：不是说过吗？
范：你以为我傻呢。是吧？这是给死人用的纸钱
……众人大笑……
娘娘腔：严肃点，严肃点。不许笑，我们这打劫呢
范冲着乐着的女便衣警察：“就你觉得这个事有意思吗？那你认识这个是什么吗”（说着把斧子就举了起来）
警很镇静的回答：“斧子”
范：“腰~~~腰~~~~腰~~~~~腰~~~~~藏着什么？”
警：“没什么，不信你摸”
范乐了：“哎！哎！你让我摸的啊”
（摸到一把抢）
警：“摸到了吗？”
范傻了：“恩”
警察：“什么啊？”
冯：“什么啊？摸着什么了你说话啊？”
范大喊：“枪！！！！”
警站起：“不许动，警察”
END~
❷ 求适合四个人演的电影片段 经典片段
《四傻大闹宝莱坞》
❸ 适合4个人英语配音的电影片段（10分钟左右），最好是搞笑一点的
明星之恋~无论截取哪个部分都相当精彩~最好是两个人外出吵架的那一部分~因为他们的语速快到了极点~如果那个你们配音得当的话~会相当精彩~
❹ 有没有四人演的英语电影片段（两男两女）
2005版的PRIDE & PREJUDICE,一段微妙的精彩的对白:
第28幕,正好4人,两男两女
Lizzie (Elisabeth Bennet)
Caroline Bingley
Mr.Darcy
Mr.Bingley
模仿对话时,可能要特别注意Caroline Bingley的尖酸刻薄, Elisabeth Bennet的机敏俏皮.
Scene 28 INT. DRAWING ROOM - NETHERFIELD - EVENING.
[Lizzie is reading a book. Darcy is writing a letter. Bingley is sat nervously. Caroline, obviously bored, wanders the room looking for distraction. She looks over Darcy's shoulder.]
CAROLINE: You write uncommonly fast, Mr Darcy.
DARCY: (without looking up) You are mistaken. I write rather slowly.
[Caroline lingers, annoyingly.]
CAROLINE: How many letters you must have occasion to write, Mr Darcy. Letters of business too. How odious I should think them!
DARCY: It is fortunate, then, that they fall to my lot instead of yours.
CAROLINE: Please tell your sister that I long to see her.
DARCY: I have already told her once, by your desire.
Lizzie looks across from her book.
CAROLINE: I do dote on her, I was quite in raptures at her beautiful little design for a table.
DARCY: Perhaps you will give me leave to defer your raptures till I write again. At present I have not enough room to do them justice.
[Mr Bingley now pacing anxiously around the room.]
BINGLEY: It's amazing, how young ladies have the patience to be so accomplished.
CAROLINE: What do you mean, Charles?
BINGLEY: They all paint tables, and embroider cushions and play the piano. I never heard of a young lady, but people say she is accomplished.
DARCY: The word is indeed applied too liberally. I cannot boast of knowing more than half a dozen women, in all my acquaintance, that are truly accomplished.
CAROLINE: Nor I, to be sure!
LIZZIE: Goodness! You must comprehend a great deal in the idea.
DARCY: I do.
CAROLINE: Absolutely. She must have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing and the modern languages, to deserve the word. And something in her air and manner of walking.
DARCY: And of course she must improve her mind by extensive reading.
[Lizzie closes her book.]
LIZZIE: I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished w6men. I rather wonder now at your knowing any.
DARCY: Are you so severe on your own sex?
LIZZIE: I never saw such a woman. She would certainly be a fearsome thing to behold.
[Pause. Darcy goes back to his letter. Caroline picks up a book. Pauses. Puts it down. She walks over to Lizzie.]
CAROLINE: Miss Bennet, let us take a turn about the room.
Lizzie, surprised, gets up.
[Caroline links her arm and they start walking up and down.]
CAROLINE: (cont'd) It's refreshing, is it not, after sitting so long in one attitude?
LIZZIE: And it's a small kind of accomplishment, I suppose.
[Darcy meets Lizzie's eye, briefly. He doesn't know how to cope with the idea that she's laughing at him. Caroline turns to Darcy.]
CAROLINE: Mr Darcy, will you join us?
DARCY: (shakes his head) You can only have two motives, Caroline, and I would interfere with either.
CAROLINE: (to Lizzie, archly) What can he mean?
LIZZIE: Our surest way of disappointing him will be to ask nothing about it.
CAROLINE: (to Darcy) Please tell us!
DARCY: Either you are in each other's confidence and have secret affairs to discuss, or you are conscious that your figures appear to the greatest advantage by walking. If the first, I should get in your way. If the second, I can admire you much better from here.
CAROLINE: Oh, shocking! How shall we punish him for such a speech?
LIZZIE: We could always laugh at him.
CAROLINE: Oh no, Mr Darcy is not to be teased! LIZZIE: Are you too proud, Mr Darcy? And would you consider pride a fault or a virtue?
DARCY: That I couldn't say.
LIZZIE: Because we're doing our best to find a fault in you.
DARCY: Maybe, it's that I find it hard to forgive the follies and vices of others, or their offences against myself. My good opinion, once lost, is lost forever.
LIZZIE: Oh dear, I cannot tease you about that. What a shame, for I dearly love to laugh.
CAROLINE: (small smile) A family trait I think.
[Lizzie smiles, sweetly. Caroline glances at Darcy, expecting to have triumphed, but he's just looking put-out.]
参考资料： PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005)