❶ 急求：英语电影经典搞笑台词（中英双语版）
Our dreams, they feel real while we're in them, right? It's only when we wake up that we realize how things are actually strange. Let me ask you a question, you, you never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always wind up right in the middle of what's going on.
我们做梦的时候，梦境是真实的，对不对？只有到醒来的时候才会意识到事情不对劲儿。我问你，你从来都不记得梦从何而起是不是？你总是直接插入到梦中所发生的一切。
关于造梦的原型
Never recreate places from your memory. Always imagine new places!
不要根据记忆重塑梦境。统统想像出全新的场景。
关于盗梦
What's the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules. Which is why I have to steal it.
最具有可塑性的寄生生物是什么？是人的想法。人类一个简单的念头可以创造城市。一个念头可以改变世界重写一切游戏规则。这就是为什么我要从梦中把它盗取出来。
关于生命的悔恨
The moment's passed. Whatever I do I can't change this moment. I'm about to call out to them. They run away. If I'm ever going to see their faces I've gotta get back home. The real world.
那个时刻我没有把握住。无论我做什么我都不能挽回。我想要呼唤他们，他们却恰好跑开了。如果我再见到他们的脸庞，我就只能回家去。回到真实的世界。
关于爱
You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together.
你等着一辆火车，它会把你带到远方。你明白自己希望火车把你带到哪儿，不过你也心存犹豫。但这一切都没有关系——因为我们在一起。
关于放手
I can't stay with her anymore because she doesn't exist. I wish. I wish more than anything. But I can't imagine you with all your complexity, all you perfection, all your imperfection. Look at you. You are just a shade of my real wife. You're the best I can do; but I'm sorry, you are just not good enough.
她不是真实存在的，我不能和她呆在一起。我也想，我比什么都想，但我想像不出你的复杂情绪、你的种种完美和不完美。看看吧，你只是我妻子的一个影子。你只是我竭尽全力能创造出来的而已，但是很遗憾，你远远比不上真实的她。
阿凡达》经典英文经典台词一：最多的台词
I SEE YOU 句子虽然很简单，但包含了复杂的意思。可以蕴含看，理解，凝视，明白，观望等无数意义，越是简单的越代表了复杂的含义。
I SEE YOU 不是表象的我看见你。应该是一种发自内心的一种沟通，以及一种带有敬意的词汇
《阿凡达》经典英文经典台词二：最震撼的台词
THEY CAN NOT TAKE WHATEVERY THEY WANT~! 很煽情，很有号召力……
《阿凡达》经典英文经典台词三：鼓舞士气的经典台词
People heaven sent us a message 人类给我们带来了信息
And nobody can stop 而且没人能阻止
But we send them a message 但是我们也要让他们看到
Run as fast as the wind 像风一样奔跑
Tell other clans to come 告诉别的种族
Tell them that they toruk makto needs 告诉他们图鲁克所需要的
Fly now 飞吧
With me 和我一起
My brethrens 兄弟们
Sisters 姐妹们
And we are showing new people heaven 我们要让他们知道
Cannot take all they want 他们并不能得到所有
And that's，This is our land 因为，这里是——是我们的土地!
Isabella Swan："You've got to give me some answers. "
Edward Cullen："I'd rather hear your theories. "
Isabella Swan："I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite. "
Edward Cullen："That's all superhero stuff, right? What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy?"
伊莎贝拉：“你必须给我些解释。”
爱德华：“我宁可听你的推测。”
伊莎贝拉：“我考虑过放射性变异蜘蛛和氪石。”
爱德华：“是那些超级英雄之类的么？那如果我不是那些英雄的话呢？如果我是...那些坏人呢？”
Edward Cullen："My family.......we're different from others of our kind.......we only hunt animals.........We've learned to control our thirst.
But it's you ,your scent, It's like a drug to me .you're like my own personal brand of heroin"
爱德华：“我的家人，和其他吸血鬼不同。我们只捕猎动物。我们已经学会如何控制我们的欲望。
但是你，你的气味，对我来说就像毒品一样，你就像我私人的海洛因。”
Isabella Swan: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. 贝拉：有三件事我是可以肯定的：第一，Edward是一个吸血鬼；第二，在他身体内有一部分——我不知道那一部分起多大作用——非常渴望我的鲜血；第三，我毫无条件地、不可救药地爱上了他。
Edward Cullen：And so the lion fell in love with the lamb
Isabella Swan：What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen：What a sick, masochistic lion.
爱德华： 这么说，狮子爱上了羔羊……
贝拉： 多愚蠢的羔羊啊。
爱德华：多霸道而变态的狮子啊。
Edward：And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?
爱德华：你有点担心，不是担心要去见一家子吸血鬼，而是担心这些吸血鬼不喜欢你，对吧？
Isbella Swan：Now I'm afraid.
Edward：Good.
Isabella Swan:I'm not afraid of you. I'm only afraid of losing you.
贝拉：现在我害怕了。
爱德华：是吗。
贝拉: 我不是害怕你。我只是害怕失去你。
Isabella Swan: You know，Everybody's staring.
Edward Cullen: Not that guy. No he just looked. Breaking all the rules now anyways.
贝拉：你知道，大家都在看我们。
爱德华：他不算……不，他只是在看。我现在已不惧一切打破规则，反正我已经要下地狱了。
Edward Cullen: That's what you dream about? Being a monster?
Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever.
爱德华：那就是你所梦想的吗？成为怪物？
贝拉：我梦想的是永远的跟你在一起。
Isabella Swan: [to Edward] I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun.
Edward Cullen："Say it out loud. Say it. "
Isabella Swan: ...Vampire. "
贝拉：我知道你是什么了。你的速度飞快，而且强而有力。你的皮肤苍白而且冰冷。你的眼睛会变色，有时你的声音像是来自另个时空的。你从来不吃不喝，你也从不出现在阳光下。爱德华：“大声的说出来那是什么。说出来。”
伊莎贝拉：“……吸血鬼。”
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: Seventeen.
Bella: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward: A while.
贝拉：你几岁？
爱德华：17岁。
贝拉：你17岁多久了？
爱德华：有一阵子了。
Edward: Bella, you are my life now.
爱德华：贝拉，现在你就是我的生命了。
Bella: I dream about being with you forever.
Edward: Forever?
Edward: Is it not enough just to have a long and happy life with me?
贝拉：我梦想永远和你在一起
爱德华：永远？
爱德华：和我快乐地过完一辈子不够吗？
Bella: If this ends badly being that I become the meal.
贝拉：最坏的结局就是我变为盘中餐吧。
《暮光之城·月食》
Edward：Isabella Swan，I promise to love you every moment forever.
爱德华：伊莎贝拉·斯旺，我答应会爱你到海枯石烂，至死不渝。
Jane：She is still human, the volturi don' give second chances.
简：她仍然是一个人类，沃尔图里不会给她第二次机会的。
Bella：Why are you so against me to come with you?
贝拉：你为什么这么反感和我在一起？
Edward：I know the consequences of the choice you are making
after a few decades, everyone you know will be dead.
爱德华：我知道你做出这个决定的后果，若干年后，你熟悉的人都将一一死去。
Jacob：You wouldn't have to change for me, bella. i am in love with you. and i want you to pick me and start a family.
雅各布：为什么不给我个机会呢，贝拉。我是真的爱你，我真的希望你能选择我并和我永远在一起。
Jacob：You have to consider the idea that i might be better for her than you are.
雅各布：你应该考虑一下，也许我比你更适合照顾她。
Bella：Edward, she found us.
贝拉：爱德华，她知道我们在这。
Edward：I will protect you no matter what
爱德华：我会一直保护你。
Bella：You don't know what you're getting yourself into.
贝拉：你不知道你将你自己卷入了什么。
Jacob：I am gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating.
雅各布：我将为你而战，直到到我的心脏停止跳动的那一刻。
sabella Swan："You've got to give me some answers."
伊莎贝拉：“你必须给我些解释。”
Edward Cullen："I'd rather hear your theories. "
爱德华：“我宁可听你的推测。”
Isabella Swan："I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite. "
伊莎贝拉：“我考虑过放射性导致变异的蜘蛛侠和克力普敦超人。”
Edward Cullen："That's all superhero stuff, right? What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy?"
爱德华：“那不都是些超级英雄之类的吗？那如果我不是那些英雄的话呢？如果我是...坏人呢？”
Edward: "My family, we're different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals. We have learned how to control our thirst. But it's you, your scent, it's like a drug to me. You 're like my own personal brand of heroin."
爱德华：“我的家人，和其他吸血鬼不同。我们只捕猎动物。我们已经学会如何控制我们的欲望。但是你，你的气味，对我来说就像毒品一样，你就像我私人的海洛因。”
Edward：And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?
爱德华：你有点担心，不是担心要去见一家子吸血鬼，而是担心这些吸血鬼不喜欢你，对吧？
Isbella Swan：Now I'm afraid.
伊莎贝拉：“现在我害怕了。”
Edward：Good.
爱德华：“是吗。”
Isabella Swan:I'm not afraid of you. I'm only afraid of losing you. "
伊莎贝拉: “我不是害怕你。我只是害怕失去你。”
Isabella Swan:" You know，Everybody's staring. "
伊莎贝拉：“你知道，大家都在看我们。”
Edward Cullen: "Not that guy. No he just looked. Breaking all the rules now anyways. Since I‘m going to hell."
爱德华：“那个人不是，他只是看看。现在我们打破所有规矩了，反正我要去地狱的。”
Edward Cullen: "That's what you dream about? Being a monster? "
爱德华：“那就是你所梦想的吗？成为怪物？”
Isabella Swan: "I dream about being with you forever."
贝拉：“我梦想的是永远的跟你在一起。”
Edward:" Forever?"
爱德华：“永远？”
Edward: "Is it not enough just to have a long and happy life with me?"
爱德华：“和我快乐地过完一辈子不够吗？”
Bella: "If this ends badly being that I become the meal."
贝拉：“最坏的结局就是我变为盘中餐吧。”
Edward:" Bella, you are my life now."
爱德华：“贝拉，现在你就是我的生命了。”
Edward Cullen："I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore."
爱德华：“我再也没有能力离开你半步了。”
Isabella Swan:" [to Edward] I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun. "
贝拉：我知道你是什么了。你的速度飞快，而且强而有力。你的皮肤苍白而且冰冷。你的眼睛会变色，有时你的声音像是来自另个时空的。你从来不吃不喝，你也从不出现在阳光下。
Edward Cullen："Say it ,out loud. Say it. "
爱德华：“大声的说出来。说啊！”
Isabella Swan:" ...Vampire. "
伊莎贝拉：“……吸血鬼。”
Isbella:" How old are you?"
伊莎贝拉：你几岁？
Edward:" Seventeen."
爱德华：“17岁。”
Isbella: "How long have you been seventeen?"
伊莎贝拉：你17岁多久了？
Edward:" A while."
爱德华：有一阵子了。
1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming. 外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛.
2.We’re the luckiest sons-of-*es in the world. 我们是真*走运极了.(地道的美国骂人)
3.There is nothing I couldn’t give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you’re heart to me. 如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以.把你的心交给我吧.
4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband. 读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫.(好像有些片面,但比较真实)
5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you’re in the club. 只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck. 生活本来就全靠运气。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what’s going to happen, or who I’m going to meet, where I’m going to wind up. 我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you’re going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you. 我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。
9.To make each day count. 要让每一天都有所值。
10.We’re women. Our choices are never easy. 我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。
11.You jump, I jump. (another touching sentence) 你跳,我就跳.
12.Will you give us a chance to live? 能不能给我们留一条生路?
13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away. 上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生死离别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.
14.You’re going to get out of here. You’re going to go on and you’re going to make lots of babies and you’re going to watch them grow and you’re going to die an old, an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not this night. Not like this. 你一定会脱险的,你要活下去,生很多孩子,看着他们长大.你会安享晚年,安息在温暖的床上,而不是今晚在这里,不是像这样的死去。
❷ 急求很经典也很搞笑的英语电影片段！！！！！！！！两人的！！
楼主，我建议你选周星驰的
一是因为周星驰的电影，年轻人一般都看过，比较熟悉
二是星爷的的台词和表情都比较夸张，也比较熟适合拿来做舞台表演
有几个选择：
一是，《大话西游》中经典的“如果上天再给我一次机会。。。”
二是，《大内密探00发》中的模仿奥斯卡颁奖典礼那段
三是，《白面包青天》中的“不要一开口就你个头”
还有《少林足球》中的“地球是很危险的”，《功夫》中的“别人都已经睡觉了”
❸ 求：适合学生表演的英语电影片段。。要经典或者搞笑的！
楼主，我建议你选周星驰的
一是因为周星驰的电影，年轻人一般都看过，比较熟悉
二是星爷的的台词和表情都比较夸张，也比较熟适合拿来做舞台表演
有几个选择：
一是，《大话西游》中经典的“如果上天再给我一次机会。。。”
二是，《大内密探00发》中的模仿奥斯卡颁奖典礼那段
三是，《白面包青天》中的“不要一开口就你个头”
还有《少林足球》中的“地球是很危险的”，《功夫》中的“别人都已经睡觉了”
❹ 求经典英文电影对白，搞笑一点的
你去看看《老友记》里
太多了啊
推荐809那集 就是布拉德皮特客串的那集
❺ 英语经典搞笑电影片段
老友记 挺好的，里面一共有六个主人公，虽然不是电影，确实经典的电视剧，是英语学习者不能错过的~里面每集都是一个独立的故事，完全可以借鉴，语言简单，模仿也容易
❻ 求十句经典英文电影台词，说明来处，中英对照 最好搞笑的
1.《蓝莓之夜》
一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间，你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
.2.《当哈利遇见莎莉》
.爱情是灯，友情是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以给你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
3.《剪刀手爱德华》
我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am with you
4.《恋夏500天》
爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
5.《如果能再爱一次》
举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜，大多数人的爱情，都是负重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
6.《曾经》
曾经拥有的，不要忘记。不能得到的，更要珍惜。属于自己的，不要放弃。已经失去的，留作回忆。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things you can’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
7.《两小无猜》
好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
8.《附注我爱你》
在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.
9.《分手信》
离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
10.《返老还童》
我知道这世上有人在等我，尽管我不知道我在等谁。但是因为这样，我每天都非常快乐。
I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this.
❼ 英语电影经典对话（最好是搞笑的）
搞笑《别惹佐汉》《热带惊雷》《黑骑士》《惊声尖叫》《神奇遥控器》《新抢钱夫妻》《约会电影》《反斗神鹰》《板凳球员》《拜见岳父大人》《疯狂神父》《修女有疯狂》《混合宿舍》《四十岁老处男》《终极神鹰虎胆神偷》《王牌大间谍》《我为钱狂·女为财死》《两个世界》《师奶杀手》《憨豆特派员》《疯狂总教练》《超完美告别》《笨贼妙探》《鬼胆神偷》《超级英雄电影》《绿色奇迹》《火星人玩转地球》《新娘靠边闪》《暴劫双雄》《阳光小美女》《情不自禁爱上你》《仲夏之夜》《艾尔文与花栗鼠》《超狗任务》《狗狗震》《长毛狗》《冒牌天神1，2》《流浪狗偶之家》《神探飞机头1，2》《圣诞怪杰》《一个头两个大》《变相怪杰》《阿呆与阿瓜》《大话王》《雷蒙斯尼奇的不幸历险》《好兵帅克》《窈窕淑女》