❶ 求：四個人可以表演的短話劇或者電影片段（能搞笑最好）Thanks！
二天下無賊打劫片段
劫匪一（范偉飾，以下稱范）：打…打…打……………
劫匪二（娘娘腔）：劫
范：對，打劫
黎叔（葛優飾）：我最煩你們這些打劫的，一點技術含量都沒有
娘娘腔（扁黎叔）：打劫，知道嗎？
范：各種卡，快…快…快主動啊。（奪一女乘客錢包）讓你不給我
娘娘腔：你這什麼東西？
范（對娘娘腔）：大哥，稍……等一會，我要……劫個色。（走向PPMM劉若英）IC、 IP、IQ卡，通通告訴……我密碼。
劉德華：報告打劫的，沒有IQ卡。
范：怎……么沒有？
劉：我有IQ，你沒有
范：把你……的給我，我……我不就有了嗎？
劉（學范）：給你…你…你…你也用…用不了。
范：把密碼給我，我就就就就能用
劉：沒有密碼。IQ是智商
范：智商是什麼東西，拿拿拿來
劉：智商是腦子
娘娘腔：哎呀！真笨，他說你沒腦子
范（沖娘娘腔）：你TM才沒腦子呢
娘娘腔：哎？不是我說你沒腦子，是他說你沒腦子
范（沖劉）：你TM咒我沒腦子，你
劉：我沒有說你沒腦子，我說你缺心眼
范（高舉斧子）：我讓你缺腦袋，你信不信？（見劉手中有紙包）手……手裡什麼東西？
（聲色俱厲）手……手裡什麼東西？
劉：錢…錢…錢
范（奪）：錢你不拿來
劉：這是我孝敬我爹的
范：我現在就是你爹
……范動作過大，紙包散開……
范（見是冥幣，對娘娘腔說）：大……大哥，他……他耍我
劉：不是說過嗎？
范：你以為我傻呢。是吧？這是給死人用的紙錢
……眾人大笑……
娘娘腔：嚴肅點，嚴肅點。不許笑，我們這打劫呢
范沖著樂著的女便衣警察：「就你覺得這個事有意思嗎？那你認識這個是什麼嗎」（說著把斧子就舉了起來）
警很鎮靜的回答：「斧子」
范：「腰~~~腰~~~~腰~~~~~腰~~~~~藏著什麼？」
警：「沒什麼，不信你摸」
范樂了：「哎！哎！你讓我摸的啊」
（摸到一把搶）
警：「摸到了嗎？」
范傻了：「恩」
警察：「什麼啊？」
馮：「什麼啊？摸著什麼了你說話啊？」
范大喊：「槍！！！！」
警站起：「不許動，警察」
END~
❷ 求適合四個人演的電影片段 經典片段
《四傻大鬧寶萊塢》
❸ 適合4個人英語配音的電影片段（10分鍾左右），最好是搞笑一點的
明星之戀~無論截取哪個部分都相當精彩~最好是兩個人外出吵架的那一部分~因為他們的語速快到了極點~如果那個你們配音得當的話~會相當精彩~
❹ 有沒有四人演的英語電影片段（兩男兩女）
2005版的PRIDE & PREJUDICE,一段微妙的精彩的對白:
第28幕,正好4人,兩男兩女
Lizzie (Elisabeth Bennet)
Caroline Bingley
Mr.Darcy
Mr.Bingley
模仿對話時,可能要特別注意Caroline Bingley的尖酸刻薄, Elisabeth Bennet的機敏俏皮.
Scene 28 INT. DRAWING ROOM - NETHERFIELD - EVENING.
[Lizzie is reading a book. Darcy is writing a letter. Bingley is sat nervously. Caroline, obviously bored, wanders the room looking for distraction. She looks over Darcy's shoulder.]
CAROLINE: You write uncommonly fast, Mr Darcy.
DARCY: (without looking up) You are mistaken. I write rather slowly.
[Caroline lingers, annoyingly.]
CAROLINE: How many letters you must have occasion to write, Mr Darcy. Letters of business too. How odious I should think them!
DARCY: It is fortunate, then, that they fall to my lot instead of yours.
CAROLINE: Please tell your sister that I long to see her.
DARCY: I have already told her once, by your desire.
Lizzie looks across from her book.
CAROLINE: I do dote on her, I was quite in raptures at her beautiful little design for a table.
DARCY: Perhaps you will give me leave to defer your raptures till I write again. At present I have not enough room to do them justice.
[Mr Bingley now pacing anxiously around the room.]
BINGLEY: It's amazing, how young ladies have the patience to be so accomplished.
CAROLINE: What do you mean, Charles?
BINGLEY: They all paint tables, and embroider cushions and play the piano. I never heard of a young lady, but people say she is accomplished.
DARCY: The word is indeed applied too liberally. I cannot boast of knowing more than half a dozen women, in all my acquaintance, that are truly accomplished.
CAROLINE: Nor I, to be sure!
LIZZIE: Goodness! You must comprehend a great deal in the idea.
DARCY: I do.
CAROLINE: Absolutely. She must have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing and the modern languages, to deserve the word. And something in her air and manner of walking.
DARCY: And of course she must improve her mind by extensive reading.
[Lizzie closes her book.]
LIZZIE: I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished w6men. I rather wonder now at your knowing any.
DARCY: Are you so severe on your own sex?
LIZZIE: I never saw such a woman. She would certainly be a fearsome thing to behold.
[Pause. Darcy goes back to his letter. Caroline picks up a book. Pauses. Puts it down. She walks over to Lizzie.]
CAROLINE: Miss Bennet, let us take a turn about the room.
Lizzie, surprised, gets up.
[Caroline links her arm and they start walking up and down.]
CAROLINE: (cont'd) It's refreshing, is it not, after sitting so long in one attitude?
LIZZIE: And it's a small kind of accomplishment, I suppose.
[Darcy meets Lizzie's eye, briefly. He doesn't know how to cope with the idea that she's laughing at him. Caroline turns to Darcy.]
CAROLINE: Mr Darcy, will you join us?
DARCY: (shakes his head) You can only have two motives, Caroline, and I would interfere with either.
CAROLINE: (to Lizzie, archly) What can he mean?
LIZZIE: Our surest way of disappointing him will be to ask nothing about it.
CAROLINE: (to Darcy) Please tell us!
DARCY: Either you are in each other's confidence and have secret affairs to discuss, or you are conscious that your figures appear to the greatest advantage by walking. If the first, I should get in your way. If the second, I can admire you much better from here.
CAROLINE: Oh, shocking! How shall we punish him for such a speech?
LIZZIE: We could always laugh at him.
CAROLINE: Oh no, Mr Darcy is not to be teased! LIZZIE: Are you too proud, Mr Darcy? And would you consider pride a fault or a virtue?
DARCY: That I couldn't say.
LIZZIE: Because we're doing our best to find a fault in you.
DARCY: Maybe, it's that I find it hard to forgive the follies and vices of others, or their offences against myself. My good opinion, once lost, is lost forever.
LIZZIE: Oh dear, I cannot tease you about that. What a shame, for I dearly love to laugh.
CAROLINE: (small smile) A family trait I think.
[Lizzie smiles, sweetly. Caroline glances at Darcy, expecting to have triumphed, but he's just looking put-out.]
參考資料： PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005)