地獄奶奶全集電影中文版

① 中文翻譯成英文

我很喜歡你寫的，我會盡全力翻譯完
你相信我，我在國外念書不需要翻譯器，不過語法方面請你看一下！^^
看完了我也學到了很多。。。

今天是公元2009年，一直都想寫一個關於自己的故事，但卻不知從何說起。也許是要說的太多太多。
Today is 2009 A.D, I have always wanted to write a story about myself, but I don』t even know where to start. Perhaps there is just too much to say.

當時光匆匆流逝，我們不在年輕的時候。惘然回首才回憶起了很多往事.........
When time starts passing by us quicker than ever, when we are no longer young, looking up I suddenly remembered many things about the past.

愛情,是生命中無法遠離的主題.每個人都希望有一份感情,它真真切切地只屬於我們自己.或許是浪漫的,或許是感傷的,或許是平淡的......就如魚兒離不開水。
Love, is the one thing live is nothing without. Everyone hope to have they kind of feeling, and it really only belongs to ourselves, maybe it was romantic, maybe it was sad, or maybe it was just plain……just like a fish is nothing without water.

人,離得開愛情嗎? 失去後才珍惜,還有什麼意義,還是有人不肯去忘記,忘不了那一段回憶。
People, can they really leave love behind? Only after it』s gone will people start cherishing it, then what meaning is there, or are there people unwilling to forget, forget that particular piece of memory.

剎那間,開始懷疑,自已的命運像一場電影,不斷的重復上映,抓不住的情緒逃不了的陷阱,凌亂的心情,這樣糾纏下去,該怎麼去撫平。
At that moment, I start doubting myself, my life is like a movie, it kept playing and playing before me, the intangible feeling and inescapable trap, those messy strands of feeling, how do I sort out this sort of entanglement?

愛總是在離別之前,讓每個人能看清一點,犯下的錯,該如何放下,該如何放手,再怎麼去挽回,一道裂痕隱隱約約的掠過........
Love always shows everyone its true side before its departure, letting each person know the mistakes they made, and how to let go, how to make up, all the pieces of scars vaguely passing by…

2002年夏日，學生時代永遠是最美好的時光。我們跟其他戀人一樣，在老套的劇情下相戀了。她給了我很多幫助。
The summer of 2002, many fond memories of student life. We are just like the other lovers, falling in love like in those cliché movies. She gave me a lot of help.

一天中最希望的事情就是能在睜開眼睛的時候就見到她。她給了我太多的第一次。。。。她叫於哲！
The one thing I look forward to the most is opening my eyes and seeing her. She has been my firsts, for a lot of things…her name was Yu Zhe!

2004年夏日，一個女孩不知不覺的就愛上我了。她並沒有很漂亮的外表，但有著善良般的心靈。
The summer of 2004, a girls somehow fell in love with me. She was no beauty to the eye, but she was a kind hearted soul.

她不張狂，很穩重。她不求回報，只是一味的付出又付出。如果非讓我選擇個戀愛結婚的人。我想我無疑的會選擇她。她叫葛清。
She was not impudent, but a very sedated person, she is a constant giver. If I were ever given the choice to choose someone to fall in love and marry, doubtlessly it would be her, her name was Ge Qing.

2006年4月15日，晴。這一天我遇見了至今為止我最愛的女孩，那一夜我沒有回家。
April 15th, 2006 Weather: Sunny. Today I met a girl that even till today, I』m still in lover with, that night I did not return home.

我不知道該怎麼去形容她。她有點壞，有點清秀，還有點小文學。她喜歡大清早起床就開啟電視機看《百家講壇》，她喜歡洗澡的時候不打沐浴露，她喜歡吃我做的炒苦瓜（即使做的很難吃），她喜歡把衣服折疊的像專賣店那樣整齊。她叫谷小牧！
I don』t know how to describe her. She is a bit bad, yet a bit refreshing and pretty, a bit literate too. She likes to wakeup early in the morning and turn on the TV to watch百家講壇(怎麼翻譯你自己看吧)， she doesn』t like to put on shower lotion when she takes a shower, she likes to eat the stir fried bitter melon I made (it actually tastes really bad), she likes to fold clothes like those ones on display in stores, her name was Gu Xiao Mu.

2007年2月14日，大雪。故事總是那麼戲劇化的在不斷進行著，一個網路聊天室引發了一段戀情。
February 14th, 2007 Weather: Heavy snow. The story always keeps on going in such dramatic ways, an online chatting room started my next relationship

在還沒有放下上一段感情的前提下，其實我們是不應該開始新的一段戀情的。而我卻傷害了她。
But this was before I could put behind my feelings from my previous relationship, we actually shouldn』t have started this in the first place. But I did hurt her.

我一直不敢承認對她的傷害，那是因為我自私。她有點可愛，有點聰明，還有一些經歷。我喜歡她吻我的唇，我喜歡她大半夜偷跑出來就為見我一面，我喜歡她坐在電腦前關注屏幕可愛的樣子，她也是我今生第一個送花女孩。她叫趙楓桐！
I never could admit the hurt I brought upon her, it was because I was selfish. She is a bit cute and a bit smart, and has had some experience before. I like the feeling of her lips on mine, I like her sneaking out at night just to see me, I like that adorable look she has when she is sitting in front of the computer focusing on the screen. She was the first girl I gave flowers to, her name was Zhao Feng Tong.

2008年9月，晴。人生總是那麼無常，明天要發生什麼事情你永遠不會知道，她就這樣的闖入了我的生活。
September, 2008 Weather: sunny. Life is always so unpredictable, you will never know what』s going to happen to you tomorrow, and just like that, she came into my life.

她很男人性格，豪爽，大方，善良，勤勞，賢惠。甚至在某些事情上我到成了女人。她什麼都不會做，但依然過的很快樂。
Her personality is quite masculine, she』s bold, generous, kind-hearted, hard-working, virtuous. Even making me the woman in some cases. She doesn』t know how to do anything, but we were still very happy.

我想，可能她才找到了人生的真諦。跟她在一起的時候感覺很踏實。但她對我而言，只適合做朋友，卻不是情侶。她叫奕萍！
I think she may have found the true meaning of life. I feel so steady when I』m with her. But to me, she is only fit to be a friend, not a lover. Her name was Yi Ping.

關於友情常聽人說，人世間最純凈的友情只存在於孩童時代。
One of the most often heard sayings about friendship is that friendship in its purest form can only be found in childhood.

這是一句極其悲涼的話，居然有那麼多人贊成，人生之孤獨和艱難，可想而知。
Such a sad and dreary thing to say, yet so many people agree to it, you can imagine the hardships and loneliness in life.

我並不贊成這句話。孩童時代的友情只是愉快的嘻戲，成年人靠著回憶追加給它的東西很不真實。
I don』t quite agree with this saying. The friendship in childhood were merely happy giggles and play, it is unreal for alts to relay on things formed through past memories.

友情的真正意義產生於成年之後，它不可能在尚未獲得意義之時便抵達最佳狀態。
The real meaning of friendship forms years later in althood, it can not reach it』s best when the meaning of it is still unclear.

其實，很多人都是在某次友情感受的突變中，猛然發現自己長大的。
Accutallly, many people find themselves quickly growing up after a sudden emotional change.

彷彿是哪一天的中午或傍晚，一位要好同學遇到的困難使你感到了一種不可推卸的責任，你放慢腳步憂思起來，開始懂得人生的重量。
It』s like some day, afternoon or night, a good friend of yours is in trouble and you feel this undeniable responsibility, you slow your steps to think, and start to understand the weight of life.

就在這一刻，你突然長大。 印象中有幾個一輩子的朋友足夠了，至於其他人對我來說根本不是很重要。關於親情，在我來說以前和現在都是一樣的，從來沒有改變過。
And at that moment you suddenly grew up. Looking back, only a few lifelong friends are needed, the others are of no importance to me. When it comes to family, it is the same to me as before, it never changed.
也是唯一能讓我欣慰的情感。人生一世，親情、友情、愛情三者缺一，已為遺憾；三者缺二，實為可憐；三者皆缺 ，活而如亡。
And this is the only sort of emotional comfort I can get. One life time, family friendship, love, even if you lack just one, you will surely regret, if you lack two, then it is pitiful, if you lack all three, then your life would equal death.

② 上懟天下懟地，罵人比賽得第一，韓國片《地獄奶奶》里的老奶奶有多強

罵人不是一個好習慣，但2015年韓國電影上映，這實際上讓很多人愛上了這個超級罵人奶奶。在爭吵方面，周星馳在《九品芝麻官》中未必能贏這個奶奶。雖然各種俚語沒有限制，但結局感動了很多人。這部電影是《地獄奶奶》。主演的韓國老戲骨金秀美。很多人對金秀美的印象是《我愛你》的妻子患有老年痴呆症。最後，兩位孤寡老人相互擁抱，讓人熱淚盈眶。

淘汰賽的冠軍，地獄奶奶金口一開賽，對面的選手不是驚呆了，就是哭了；在前8名的比賽中，面對年輕人的自由泳，一段時間的說唱比對手更有押韻和駕馭氣氛；在前四名的比賽中，你應該扮演夫妻與對手互相廝殺的角色，當對手受到攻擊時，你應該發揮招架的力量。